The Austin comedy scene is exploding, with comedians from all over the nation flocking to our city. The Velv is the longest-running comedy club in town, showcasing the best comics Austin has to offer for over 38 years!

Every Thursday at 8:30 we assemble an All-Star group of comics that you've seen on SXSW, the Moontower Comedy Festival, and more! These lineups have been carefully curated, featuring a good mix of established headliners and the hottest up-and-coming comics in town. With the latest uptick of famous comics moving to Austin, you never know who may drop in unannounced!

The Velveeta Room has been a constant presence in the local comedy scene, helping foster talent for nearly four decades. In a rapidly changing city, we embrace the new talent that has emerged here, while still proudly remaining a symbol of Old Austin. Come start your weekend a little early at The Velv!

Come out for a night of laughs, drinks, food, and fun at Shark's Comedy Club UNDERGROUND Thursday Night!

Thursdays at 930PM! Come see a rapid-fire night of stand-up comedy at our infamous Thursday Comedy Night! SWIMMING WITH SHARKS!

INFO and FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS for SHARK'S COMEDY CLUB can be found HERE

SWIMMING WITH SHARKS Show Info: https://swimmingwithsharksentertainment.com/swimming-with-sharks-comedy-show/

A hidden gem located inside The Underground inside Frankie's Downtown inside The Drakestone Building. Our underground lounge has that old-school New York Comedy Club vibe and features a full menu and bar. Experience LIVE stand-up comedy underground, beneath a 20-story high-rise in historic downtown Dallas.

At Shark's Comedy Club we are passionate about stand-up comedy and dedicated to providing a top-notch experience for our artists and guests.

Our underground lounge has a full bar, food menu and more! Click HERE to see the full food and drink menu.

MAY 16 — STL COMEDY STUDIO 🔥🎤
Our biggest heavy-hitter lineup yet is coming to town!

Get ready for an insane night of comedy featuring:

⭐ Jordon Yates (Austin, TX)
Back by popular demand! A fan favorite who recently performed on Kill Tony

⭐ Brayden Jones — returning from Springfield

⭐ Matt Wayman — one of STL’s rising comics

⭐ Hector J — making his first-ever appearance with us!

🚪 Doors open at 6PM
🎟️ Tickets available now:
👉 stlcomedystudio.square.site

🍺 $2 beers
🍽️ Great food options available

Follow STL Comedy Studio on Facebook & Instagram for updates and upcoming show #standup #comedy #comedycentral #lol

6-8 pm
519 Bailey rd crystal city mo

Join me in Little Rock Arkansas as I feature at the Loony Bin for the very talented Shelly Belly.

Little Rock Loony Bin

Three “CHEERS” for Free Comedy at Cheers Shot Bar in Austin, Texas.

Join me this week at 416 E 6th St, Austin, TX 78701 at 7pm to enjoy some live entertainment on a rooftop bar in Downtown Austin.

Get ready to laugh your heart out at LOVEBIRDS with hilarious stand-up comedy every week – this is where dating woes turn into comedy gold!

💘Come hang at LOVEBIRDS, a cute East Austin spot, for a weekly comedy show all about dating, relationships, and the chaos in between.

Every week we kick off the show with a crazy dating story or a hot take, then bring you a mix of touring and local standup comedians hand-picked by our host Destiny Lalane.

7:00 PM — Doors Open + Mix & Mingle

7:30–8:30 PM — Comedy Show

8:30–9:00 PM — Post-Show Hang

This Week in Dating — A Standup Comedy Show and Social Mixer at LOVEBIRDS Tickets, Multiple dates | Eventbrite

Get your giggle on and enjoy a free comedy show at the brewery!

Hutto’s been ready for a place like this — somewhere to grab a cold beer, share great food, and just hang out. Whether you’re rolling in with friends, bringing the family, or stopping by solo, Cottonwood Creek is your spot.

Fresh comics every week! Local greats & touring drop ins! Free Show!

Stay til the end for a FREE drawing to win a $20 scratch off that could be worth up to a $MILLION. Must be present to win!

Do I have a problem with scratch off tickets?

No.

Does the guy at the gas station where I buy a silly amount of scratchers every week before my show know that?

No.

But I do it for you. I like to spread hope and positivity and I gotta spend money to promote the show anyway, so I came up with something that might make you leave your house, where all your stuff is.

I can’t guarantee you’ll win, but I can absolutely guarantee you will laugh.

Join us in Gladewater, Texas at Jackson’s Theater for a night of laughs!

Time Doors 5:00pm Showtime 7:30pm

Get ready to laugh your heart out at LOVEBIRDS with hilarious stand-up comedy every week – this is where dating woes turn into comedy gold!

💘Come hang at LOVEBIRDS, a cute East Austin spot, for a weekly comedy show all about dating, relationships, and the chaos in between.

Every week we kick off the show with a crazy dating story or a hot take, then bring you a mix of touring and local standup comedians hand-picked by our host Destiny Lalane.

7:00 PM — Doors Open + Mix & Mingle

7:30–8:30 PM — Comedy Show

8:30–9:00 PM — Post-Show Hang

This Week in Dating — A Standup Comedy Show and Social Mixer at LOVEBIRDS Tickets, Multiple dates | Eventbrite

Litty Titty Thursdays is a standup comedy gong show that gets YOU - the audience - in on the show. 

Comics will bring their best sets to get you laughing. 

But if they're not cutting it? Random glow stick holders in the audience will be chosen to help determine if a comic gets "gonged" off the stage before the end of their set. 

Featuring fun surprises, guest co-hosts, crowd work, and more! 

Be ready - because it’s gonna be Litty Titty.

The Austin comedy scene is exploding, with comedians from all over the nation flocking to our city. The Velv is the longest-running comedy club in town, showcasing the best comics Austin has to offer for over 38 years!

Every Thursday at 8:30 we assemble an All-Star group of comics that you've seen on SXSW, the Moontower Comedy Festival, and more! These lineups have been carefully curated, featuring a good mix of established headliners and the hottest up-and-coming comics in town. With the latest uptick of famous comics moving to Austin, you never know who may drop in unannounced!

The Velveeta Room has been a constant presence in the local comedy scene, helping foster talent for nearly four decades. In a rapidly changing city, we embrace the new talent that has emerged here, while still proudly remaining a symbol of Old Austin. Come start your weekend a little early at The Velv!

Get ready to laugh your peach off every Friday night at Spokesman Coffee with our stand-up comedy residency.

Get ready to laugh out loud at OVERSTIMULATED, a stand-up comedy showcase hosted at Spokesman Coffee on St Elmo in Austin, TX. Join your host Destiny Lalane, along with a lineup of national touring headliners and Austin's finest comedians or an evening filled with humor, witty narratives, and unforgettable performances.

• Doors Open: 7pm

• Show Starts: 7:30 PM

• Duration: 90 minutes

• Admission: Free!

Join me as I go on the road to the Dakotas!

Night 3 Get ready to sip some wild brews and wicked wines for a night full of fun and flavor at Hill City!

Comedy Night at Sick-N-Twisted / Naughti Wines – Hill City

Get ready for a night of bold laughs and even bolder wines at Sick-N-Twisted Brewery / Naughti Wines! Join us on the March 28th for an unforgettable evening of comedy, craft beverages, and great company in the heart of Hill City.

This high-energy comedy showcase brings hilarious stand-up talent to the stage for a night packed with outrageous stories, sharp wit, and laugh-out-loud moments. Whether you're planning a date night, a friends’ night out, or just need a good laugh, this is the perfect way to spend your Saturday.

Enjoy handcrafted beers from Sick-N-Twisted and delicious wines from Naughti Wines while you sit back and enjoy the show. Come early to grab your drinks, find your seats, and soak in the lively atmosphere before the comedians take the stage.

Get your tickets now at the link below!

Join me as I go on the road to the Dakotas!

Night 2 Get ready for a night full of laughs at the Sick-N-Twisted Brewery! Join us on March 27, 2026 at 7:00 PM (MDT) for some seriously twisted comedy that'll keep you entertained all night. Bring your friends, grab a cold one, and enjoy an evening packed with hilarious acts in a super chill atmosphere. Don't miss out on the fun!

Get your tickets now at the link below!

Join me as I go on the road to the Dakotas!

Night 1 of this Comedy Tour is starting in Dickinson North Dakota at Phat Fish Brewing Company

Get your tickets now at the link below!

Come to St. Elmos Brewery in Austin Texas for a FREE night of laughs!
Seating is first come, first served to be sure to get there early before the seats run out!

Join me as I host at the Tilted Kilt Pub for Night 2 of 2 of Canice’s I Know You Aint Talking Comedy Tour. Guaranteed laughs, guaranteed good food and drinks

Ticket Link will be available shortly

Join me as I host at the Tilted Kilt Pub for Night 1 of 2 of Canice’s I Know You Aint Talking Comedy Tour. Guaranteed laughs, guaranteed good food and drinks

Ticket Link will be available shortly

3 pros doing 25 minute sets each. These shows are HE LARRY US!

Date

Thursday

February 19, 2026

Time

Doors 7:30pm

Showtime 8:30pm

Location

Hyena's Fort Worth (map)

425 Commerce

Fort Worth TX 76102

For the past 12 years, this consistently entertaining show has earned its spot as one of the most fun things to do in Austin and with good reason: it never misses.

Join dynamic hosts Carlton Wilcoxson and Angelina Martin this coming Wednesday at 9pm on the patio of Austin's premier lumberjack themed bar to catch a hilarious mix of emerging local talents and established headliners from Comedy Central, HBO, Moontower Comedy Festival, and more. This hot show always packs a crowd so be sure to get to The Buzz Mill (the original Riverside location on Town Creek Drive) early for a good seat!

"[a] classic treasure of Austin comedy"-The Austin Chronicle
"[one of] the best free things to do in Austin"-Do512

Fresh comics every week! Local greats & touring drop ins! Free Show!

Stay til the end for a FREE drawing to win a $20 scratch off that could be worth up to a $MILLION. Must be present to win!

Do I have a problem with scratch off tickets?

No.

Does the guy at the gas station where I buy a silly amount of scratchers every week before my show know that?

No.

But I do it for you. I like to spread hope and positivity and I gotta spend money to promote the show anyway, so I came up with something that might make you leave your house, where all your stuff is.

I can’t guarantee you’ll win, but I can absolutely guarantee you will laugh.

Come to Fallout Theater for Slide in the DMs, a uniquely entertaining monthly comedy show inspired by the ridiculous inboxes of comedians & local celebrities!

Get there early to get a pic taken in the free DIY photo booth & get a drink from the bar. This hot & hilarious show tends to sell out so get your tickets ASAP to get in on the fun! Check us out on Instagram (@slideinthedmscomedy) for more info.

Join us for a free comedy show at Nuckolls Brewing Company in Santa Fe!

Enjoy a special Saturday comedy show with: Jordon Yates, Susanne Caro, Jordyn Larue Aguilar, and Air Jawson!

Welcome to Cake's Comedy Club Saturday, January 24th, 2025! Get ready to laugh and have fun at Cake's Cafe on January 24th. Join us for a night filled with hilarious jokes and good vibes. Don't miss out on the opportunity to have a great time with plenty of food and drink options!

Cake's Comedy Club January 24th, 2026 Tickets, Sat, Jan 24, 2026 at 5:00 PM | Eventbrite

Find a secret show near you

🎟️ Book your tickets

📧The precise address is emailed to ticket holders at 8:00 AM on the day of the event.

😆 Give your name at the door & enjoy!

Show Length: Enjoy 70-90 minutes of pure comedy gold

Age Limit: 21+

You will also be able to pull the show address at that time using your email address on our website.

🍻 Drinks will be available for purchase.

🪑 This show will have chairs provided- Reach out if you have accessibility needs.

🎤 21+ show.

Secret Comedy Show in Kirtland on 1/23/26 | Don't Tell Albuquerque